Gossip Girl, “The Dark Night”
Where were you when the lights went out at Blair’s “back to school” soiree? It’s a question a lot of people will be asking, and something that everyone will be talking about the next day around the Evian dispenser.
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I know where Jenny Humphrey (Taylor Momsen) was, for instance. She was stuck in the most uncomfortable position of her ex-career: trapped in a dark room with the newly returned Eleanor Waldorf (Florencia Lozano), who came back just in time to overhear little J giving fashion advice to one of the Waldorf models, which amounted to a critique of Eleanor’s design! Bold words from an intern to a world-famous designer — or at least they would have been if little J had said them to Eleanor’s face! Talk about your fashion faux pas!
Of course, most everybody else is at Chez Waldorf, where Blair (Leighton Meester) is throwing a cool party to take everyone’s minds off the August heat. But the heat outside is nothing compared to the sizzle in Blair’s loins. It seems her knight in shining armor, Lord Marcus (Patrick Heusinger), is a bit of a cold fish in the bedroom — which, of course, Blair can only guess at because she can’t even get him into the bedroom. Now how is it exactly that Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick) gets wind of this, and how does he plan to turn this to his advantage? Wouldn’t you like to know! A lot can happen when it’s too dark to see what — or who — is right in front of your face.
Blair’s doing a little scheming of her own, though — a little something special for her ex, Nate Archibald (Chace Crawford), whom she spots with a certain little miss Vanessa (Jessica Szohr). Now won’t that just rub Nate’s own Mrs. Robinson, Catherine (Mädchen Amick) in all the wrong places? I wonder what would happen if both Vanessa and Catherine showed up at Blair’s party at the same time?
And if you’re curious about where our lovebirds, Serena van der Woodsen (Blake Lively) and Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgley), have gotten off to… well, our two “can’t keep their clothes on” lovers had the misfortune to have just pressed the ‘up’ button before the power went down. The doors are closed, the box is stuck — could there be some “love in an elevator” in their future? Or will things get a little too close for comfort behind closed doors, especially after both of them have an encounter earlier that day with a herd of junior Gossip Girl fans?
It’s funny how many things are brought to light when the night goes dark. You know you love it.
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